Giada is a complicated girl. She tries to fit in, but she has a hard time finding friends. She tries to hide her fire because deep down she wants a friend, someone to talk to when she's sad, or abuse when she feels like it. Giada will be mean to you, then try to make up with you, then the process repeats itself. She often just finds someone else who wants a friend and manipulates them. From my experience, she can be quite annoying and mean, but if you don't get TOO close to her, she's a great friend.
Layla: Hi Giada, how are you, oh, and hi Mary!
Giada: Hi Layla! I'm good.
Layla: Well, I've gotta go now, bye! (Leaves)
Giada: Mary! Why didn't you say hi?! You know that I want to be her friend! You're a HORRIBLE person, no wonder nobody wants to hang out with you! (Stalks off)
Mary: Wait! I'm sorry Giada... I was just chewing... (Runs after her)
Giada: Hi Layla! I'm good.
Layla: Well, I've gotta go now, bye! (Leaves)
Giada: Mary! Why didn't you say hi?! You know that I want to be her friend! You're a HORRIBLE person, no wonder nobody wants to hang out with you! (Stalks off)
Mary: Wait! I'm sorry Giada... I was just chewing... (Runs after her)
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Get the giada de laurentiis mug.A Girl that is really mean and creepy. Due to her very tiny size you can't spot her behind bushes or in crowds. She is always watching and hates most ethnicities besides white Europeans.
She doesn't like most religions or any other sexual orientation besides heterosexuality.
What a piece of shit human being.
She doesn't like most religions or any other sexual orientation besides heterosexuality.
What a piece of shit human being.
Person A: Damn, have you seen who burnt down the homeless shelter?
Person B: No but it must've been Giada she really hates them!
Person C: I heard she trained her dog to shit in front of Synagogues and Mosques.
Person B: No but it must've been Giada she really hates them!
Person C: I heard she trained her dog to shit in front of Synagogues and Mosques.
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