The Garster

The Garster is a guy EVERYONE knows! He's fun to hang out with, well known for wearing fancy underwear and buying all the cherriebombs in the world!!

Person 1- "Hey do you see those cool guys over there with them hott blond girls?"
Person 2- "Yeah of course I do!"
Person 1- "Do you know who the bald one is thats buying all those cherriebombs?"
Person 2- "Duh that's the Garster everyone knows him!"
Person 1- "Man I wonder what fancy undies he's wearing today!"
Person 2- "I don't know but I'm sure they are super cool!"

by Takeumnow September 28, 2023

gerstner

a gerstner is a slightly childish being with great intellectual ability. they think quickly and accurately, can recite many historical, political, astronomical, religious, and just plain facts about anything from memory. there fault is they are surfers often losing themselves in the information super highway and get distracted easily.

aries are often times gerstners

by KingTor November 26, 2006

Gerstein

A big lovely jewish meat pie. aka surfaceareastein; strawberrystein; meatstein; toothpastestein

hey gerstein don't brush your teeth with the tap water

by uncle howie October 9, 2008

Gerstell Academy

Private Day School in FinksburMD. The school motto is Leadership. It is the only Leadership Academy in Maryland. Dr. Fredrick Smith is the founder. The students wear uniforms with the Gerstell logo. The sports teams play McDonogh,Park,Friends, and St. Paulsand other area private schools.

Leadership, private day school, Finksburg, Maryland, Gerstell Academy

by mambo sauce March 27, 2009

Geistershaffen

The spark of elation and desire experienced when discovering an inanimate object that makes you realize that the object is necessary to complete your sense of self. You do not merely want it, you do not merely need it, you are struck with the sudden understanding that the object contains a spark of your soul that you didn't even know you were missing. It is as if a door in the house of your spirit has opened up revealed the object in an old room long forgotten.

Walking away from the object giving rise to geistershaffen is likely to cause existential trauma.

Sarah was really geistershaffen about that coffee table, we ought to get it for her.

by senorchen July 31, 2015

Gerter

Gerter is the name of the best furniture company across Europe. Not only do they provide the best furniture across European countries they are also a means of entertainment for 15-year-old schoolboys as they chant the name "GERTER" in the halls and corridors of the school.

DeQuavis: Y'all should get some Gerter Furniture for your house.
DeShawn: Alright Bruh.
Whole school: DAYE GEHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH February 24, 2019

Gester

A malevolent being bent on corruption and mischief, excelling in corrupting youth and small animals.
Alias' Include:
Gester Grinn
Gester Grim
Gesterghost
Gestergiggles
Gesterman
Mr. Gester
Gester Murders
Dirty lil slut mouth

Don't blame me, Gester made me do it.

by Gester Grinn March 9, 2010