geico

-to do/say something completely irrelevent
-when something irrelevent happens

can be used as a noun, verb, or an adjective.

definition derived from geico insurance's advertising methods

-Let's get pizza. I love pizza.
-Don't you hate George Bush? He is a big pussy.
-...You geicoed it.

*While peacefully walking down the street, a naked man frantically runs out of a fancy restaurant screaming* "Dude, what a geico." or "That was geico."

That's so geico

by nicole April 14, 2005

geico

A gun.

"I don't need insurance, cause my pocket hold a Geico."

by themr916 April 15, 2009

geico

a girl that is so easy that a caveman can do it. Alex McCoy

that girl is geico. Damn look at that girl over there she is definatley geico

by abcd1234efgh5678 May 26, 2010

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

geico hoe

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

by Lawtown October 23, 2008

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Geico Gecko

The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.

Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"

by Leviticus Davison Randalf XII March 6, 2022