Geep

Half sheep half goat

In the eightys some scientist decided to make a half sheep half goat looks kind of funny probably dead now.

by Dr Harold Shipman October 11, 2003

Geep

Someone who wears very tacky clothing, usually an older person. They MUST have big, old white shoes, usually with clashing pants/sweats.

Mrs. Smith is the queen of geeps. She is wearing a bulky green sweater, black dress pants, and huge white Sketchers. What a geep!

by Phyllis255 August 14, 2010

geep

The state of having dirty, greasy hair. Evolved from the abbreviation "GP" which is short for "greasepit." Covert way to tell somebody they look like an oil slick.

Hey, sis, you are totally geeped today. Go and take a shower!

by stephanie d. September 7, 2004

geep

(verb) geep: the attempt to briefly squeeze a male dog's balls without alerting the victim

Dude, last night Bentley walked in the room and was totally checking everything out, little did he know, Kyle was creeping up behind him and geeped the hell out of him, the party lost it!

by CRoZMaN December 11, 2010

geep

a tall, lanky, self aware, socially awkward geek, who may be perceived as creepy to some, despite his good intentions and friendly nature.

Tim Robbins in the Hudsucker Proxy.
Tim Robbins in High Fidelity
Tim Robbins in Bull Durham

Scenario: A lanky guy knocks over a table spilling marinara sauce on a woman's bossom. He tries to help by wiping it off, is slapped in the face and walks home alone. When he arrives home he watched an episode of SCTV and feels a lot better.

"What a geep, huh?"

by kurtwood mudgens, jr. November 5, 2009

GEEP!!!

A battle shout made by the indigenous cave dwellers of the Blue Ridge Mountains. If you ever hear this they have spotted you, are descending on you rapidly, and you're f*cked!

"GEEP!!! GIBBLE-GELP, GIBBLE-GELP, GEEP!!!"

by Doug-Bo Delbar July 5, 2020

geep

A person who is equally as much a geek as a gimp.

'You are such a geep'

by Graham Wood June 23, 2007