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invicta grammar school

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.
‘have you heard of hell?’
‘oh, invicta grammar school? i go there everyday’
by wishywashylaundrystick June 17, 2020
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Gammend

When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"
Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.
by Synfal February 22, 2009
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Gammy Egg

When you boil an egg, but the yolk is still uncooked and rubbery.
i took a bite into a boiled egg thinking it was nice, but the yolk was all rubbery and gammy., what a gammy egg.
by jamesbond2007 September 20, 2017
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pro gammer

someone who is rly gud at gamming.
WOW Chames, ur such a pro gammer!
by Chamesprogammer December 16, 2021
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Grammar Nazi

noun (pl. -s)
1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.

2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.

proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.

verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.
1. A grammar nazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

2. Teh grammar nazis haev invadd r formu.

3. Grammar Nazi, help me with my English homework please.

4. He totally grammar nazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.
by Qaanol January 21, 2005
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gammin

Australian slang. Aboriginal origins but now used throughout Queensland and the Northern territory. Can be a verb or adjective. Means PRETEND, used in 3 main contexts.

1. Lie, talk shit, deceive
2. Joke, muck around, tease
3. bad, shithouse
1. You reckon you've shagged sophie monk ay? you're gammin
2. Damo ripped you off for that q? what a gammin little cunt
3. you lost your phone last night? thats gammin
4. Nah I'm just gammin with you, i can come pick you up
by Catie ada October 19, 2007
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John Hampden Grammar School

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020
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