you've got to be shittting me

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

got to the core

The act of smoke reaching "the core" or center of one's being, following a hard bong rip of marijuana.

"Awwww mannnn.....that one got to the core."

-"You're doing it right, brahhh."

*Cough cough "got to the core-" *cough cough "got-" *cough "got to the core"

by Big24oz. September 9, 2012

You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

by Akwa Ibom April 11, 2009

Got to three

What someone says after biting into their Tootsie pop, inspired from the old commercial.

Poorly drawn boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Owl: Let's find out, one...a-two-hooo....three (crunch), three.
Anonymous voice: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? The world may never know....

Dude: How many?
Bub: Don't know, got to three.
Dude: Aw, who cares, let's get wasted.

by Yep Nope September 19, 2005

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

by Hotlava3 April 6, 2010