garlic gums

When someone's breath wreaks of a horrendous odor, such as garlic and makes vampires disintegrate.

The boy I was sitting next to in class had garlic gums. He made me want to ball up my paper and stick it up my nose.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Garlicoin

A decentralized cryptocurrency powerful enough to withstand the collapse of an entire government.

"Dude, the government just collapsed!"
"Yeah man, I heard. Good thing I invested into Garlicoin!"

by CryptoCrayon January 22, 2018

Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

garlic burp

When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.

Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.

After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.

by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

garlicoin

The cryptocurrency of love.

Love manifests itself in garlic bread.
Garlicoin is made of garlic bread.
Garlicoin is, therefore, the currency of love.

"I love you."
"If you loved me, you would send me some Garlicoin."

by CryptoCrayon January 22, 2018