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Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage
A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011
Freddy Krueger shit
Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"
Mary - "No. Why?"
Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"
Mary - "No. Why?"
Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"
Freddy Krueger shit by Batcatmunkin September 12, 2011
Freddy Krueger Mummy
Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.
This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.
Freddy Krueger Mummy by Lockmastr June 2, 2010
Freddy Krueger Nipples
Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross
Freddy Krueger Nipples by la mexicana January 2, 2014
Freddy Krueger penis
When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small
Freddy Krueger penis by Douglas ward July 10, 2023
freddy kruger
A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.
Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed
When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.
A dream killing machine...heh
Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)
-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.
Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed
When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.
A dream killing machine...heh
Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)
-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund
Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)
-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)
-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)
And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus
-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)
-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)
And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus
freddy kruger by Dani August 1, 2004