dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017

fractured nipple

a nipple that is fractured.

John: hey what's going on?
Larry: not much besides my FRACTURED NIPPLE.
John: tushae.

by LemonHed September 28, 2008

Hairline fracture

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.

I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!

by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006

Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

Fractured Trio

A trope with a hero who thinks they're a villain, a villain who thinks they're a hero and a mysterious morally gray character. Comes from the name South Park: The Fractured But Whole and takes inspiration from Butters Stotch, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick

I love the trope of 'The Fractured Trio'

by ST21_12 April 30, 2023

Four-way Fracture

Definition 1:When 4 fictional characters have a four-way.

Definition 2:Nominal's BANGER SONG that you should DEFINITELY listen to.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE HAVING A FOUR-WAY FRACTURE!

by melonester April 19, 2023

get fractured

to go out on a drunken bender

after the week i've had i'm gonna go get fractured

by unclemongo March 13, 2009