fp 

Floppy Penis

I went to have sex with my girlfriend and got FP. Totally sucked.

fp by Rob c April 9, 2009

FP 

Abbreviation for Favourite Person.

I had such a great day with Sam, she is totally my new FP.

FP by pennylane April 3, 2005

FP 

It stands for Fat Puss.

Stop being such an FP!!

FP by iloveyouneelaaaa May 28, 2016

fp 

short cut for " fanpage "

friend: do have instagram acc?

you: yes but it's a fp

fp by wydbrendon June 12, 2016

FP 

Flip Phone

a wireless device used to communicate with other people from a distance.

show me your new FP.

FP by bob_1000 April 19, 2006

FP 

One of the legendary Visper Crew. beware! this arab son-of-a-bitch smuggles babies and steals a towel off your ass in a sauna!

REWARDS: $50000 Alive, $100000 Dead, $100 if you return my child

FP by Cold0ne March 19, 2003

FP 

Fucking punishment. Prefered euphemism is "friend" punishment. This is what happens when your fuck buddy pisses you off...you put them on FP. So the next time they call you, you can brush them off like they did to you.

If you don't answer this text, you are totally gonna be on FP.

FP by silverTabbed June 3, 2010