Foempen

Verb (Foemp, Foemps, have Foemoed)

Foempen is when a boy shits in a girl’s mouth and then he tamps it with his pielemuis.

Guy: Hey wanna come over and start foempen?
Girl: Yes please, Daddy.

by JustvosBestFoemper June 14, 2020

Fomper

A person who imitates competition dancers. These people wear booty shorts, bedazzled bra tops and say "Work". They don't cheer on their friends when they have their solo, but cheer for other people. It is not always a good thing to be called a fomper, but sometimes it is. They don't actually dance in real competition dance, but they dream about it.

Did you see Gabby's bedazzled bra top?

Yes, she is such a fomper.

by Fomper4Life May 21, 2011

fomp

truly popularised by comic artist iharthdarth on livejournal.com verbalising the sound you would hear when Vader falls flat on his face.

Palpatine: 'Walk forth my minion!' Vader: FOMP
Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'

by kiptrip June 30, 2005

Fwomp

1: The sound a jellyfish makes during reproduction.

2: A replacement for the word fuck.

1: The small children on the field trip were spooked by the fwomp made by the jellyfish.

2: What the fwomp are you doing? Motherfwomper! Oh, fwomp!

- Did you see those two totally fwomping in the corner?

by fwompppppp876 July 31, 2009

Fomp

Fomp was a 60's term for a large pompadour worn by a man.

Dude was sportin a big ol' fomp.

by pezfarm January 24, 2010

Fompen

To do some bangin.. like rogerring your lady friend... slipping your todger up her... rat up a drainpipe etc. Fompen is the verb of "fomp".

Man: Hey Lady,
Lady: Yeah?
Man: Im in the mood for some fompen
Lady: Let's fomp!

Man: I wanna fomp you in the butt
Lady: Im in the mood for fompen too!

by emmarhoids February 27, 2011

fomper

A person who uses dating apps/sites to find partners for no-strings relationships, “friends with benefits” or casual sex.

He is such a fomper, out with a different girl every night!

by Raider70 May 27, 2018