a self flushing poo

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.

"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

flossing the otter

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

Flooding The Cave

Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.

Flooding the cave is only for the freaky-deaky bitches.

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

flishing

to carry large amounts of cash around
and to than flick through the large wad in a ubber bravado way
similar to a card dealer shuffling a deck

that guys always flishing the cash at parties fact

by neddy flanders January 3, 2010

Flashing off

A girl showing off her body

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!

by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017

Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 17, 2011