Flatbilly

One half hippy one half gangster. The Flatbilly can be spotted by their distinctly flat billed sports cap, and tank top. Throat tattoo's, and tacky jewlery are optional, but not uncommon. Most likely to be found at a cannabis cups, trailer parks, or skeezin around Colfax. Should you become unlucky enough to bump into one of these asshats, they will pretend to be chill, but in reality they are high on crystal meth, and are plotting to steal your shit.

Get out of my way you goddamn flatbilly! You look like Tommy Lee dressed up a Marshal Mathers clone. Kill yourself.

by Neb Carnelian August 28, 2014

flatballer

to be a flatballer is to not quite be a complete "baller" or "balla". Someone who tries to fit in with hip hop gangsta crew, but cannot quite do it.

aka Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is trying to be cool like Will but he is a Flatballer

by flatballerexpress November 25, 2009

Flatbilling

The action of straightening out someone's penis when it's curved.

My penis was curved severely. So I went to flatbilling my penis to get it straight again.

by Wavy-happyLilfriend January 10, 2026