FAIZAAN

An idiot who reminds the teacher about homework, does all the work during group projects and gets no tail until his high school reunion.

Friend; you wanna jump Faizaan after class?
Friend: HELL YEAH!

by ReaperBanger February 19, 2023

National throw Faizaan day

OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!

Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....

Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day

by RM #MOB October 6, 2020

Faizaan

Noun; A faizaan is someone who everyone bullies. He is realistically intensely bullyable. Hes into dominant blondes and refuses to admit it. If you ask him a question theres a 50% chance he will chuckle in response. It’s utterly annoying. He has had this car pillow from the age of 7 and refuses to let go of it. Hes gay. Very gay. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HE JS THE GIRL BESTIEEE

Person 1: why are you telling him that… thats tmi
Person 2: dw faizaans kind of the girl bestie

by lemonnpieperson July 27, 2022

fizaa

fizaa is a caring girl she will always look out for others, she is HELLA short, she is DEFFO one of those people who are shy when you meet them but then will turn into a crazy bitch when you get to know them properly. she isn't popular yet most people know her, yk you can always rely on her and trust her she has a great personality and will make anyone laugh . she makes enemies easily but knows how to put them in their place.

y:hey do you know that girl
h:yeah thats fizaa!

by prettybrunette.. December 23, 2022

Faizaan Malik

A Guy Who’s Been On YouTube Since Late 2015, He Is So Handsome And Cool And Awesome, But He Only Has 20 Subscribers, He Needs Love And Embrace, And He’s A Great Excuse For Getting Out Of Doing Homework, He Makes Good Videos, And He Was Born On May 25th, 2005 (Age 14), And He Is Famous.

Mom: Why Didn’t You Do Your Homework?
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 20, 2019

Fizank

An expression of raw hatred and contempt. Fucker³. The equivalent of what a fourth-grader means when he calls another fourth-grader, "Fag!" It has no sexual aspect whatsoever, only pure anger.

You're kidding me! You're going to live on the other side of the continent for a fucking girl? What about the band? What about the fucking band?!? Fuck you, you fucking FIZANK!!

by MrJM January 16, 2011

fozaan

HOT

Fozaan is really hot :)

by Ghasin February 20, 2020