fenton

a shameless act of self-promotion and/or profiteering

"If you want to win one of those awards you'll have to pull a fenton and nominate yourself"

by Tucker's Daughter September 10, 2008

fenton

someone who thinks thier the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Lier, back stabber, asshole, dick head

he thinks he is a fenton. but he is a shit bag.

by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009

fenton

a shameless act of self-promotion and/or profiteering

"If you want to win one of those awards you'll have to pull a fenton and nominate yourself"

by Tucker's Daughter August 3, 2006

fenton

an usually over weight person committing a shameless act of self-promotion

"what you pulled at my assembly was fucking ridiculus! you are such a fenton!"

by acdczombi May 16, 2009

Fenton

A random fault in a long chain of DNA string of a male homesapien causes a Fenton to be born when the male mates. Fenton is effectively a modern day neaderthal man otherwise considered exstinct. He can be found roaming and foraging in the Woodhouse Eaves area. May approach if startled, suggest that the person does not make any loud noises or sharp movements or he will be confused into a mad 'Fenton Frenzy' as the local myth calls it.

(A Fenton reading an email)'Ugg Ugg why rock flashing!? Uh Me read email! Ugg
(Fenton playing Rugby) 'Why we throw dinosaur egg?! Ouh It ball, me eat ball, Meatball?

by TomTomUgg November 11, 2008

fenton

the kind of person that can be two faced and fake. they might pretend to be heterosexual and begs for hoes because he is scared that his mother will disown him much like his dad. and he will become poor.

fenton stop jerking off my grandad.

by UncleJefferylovesyourDad April 21, 2019

Turner Fenton

Shitty School In Downtown Brampton. Filled with dickheads who can't grasp how fucking dumb they are to the rest of the students. Most of them are asshats to everyone else. Their pants so fucking low you could see their knees, blasting shitty mumble rap for everyone else to hear. Most think their the shit for watching NBA. These cool kids copy the jokes the unpopular kids made, afraid to make fun of each others ego. Target the ones who want to be normal & make fun of them. Females are basic. Use snapchat filters right in the middle of class with no punishment. flood the hallways, striking a thot pose, taking 30 minutes to get to class. They suck off Drake's STD filled dick & insult you for saying anything close to bad about him. IB kids are entitled & act like 7 year olds. Most aren't actually smart, they just suck off the teachers, all for a middle class job. They rely on other IB kids to become their friends because they without them, they would be outcasts. Teachers are worthless. spent time getting their masters degree, realising that they hate teaching, blame it on students. They don't plan shit, expect us to do all the work, mark us wrong for things they were too lazy to teach. They allow fuckers to wear pants half-way, but scold you for wearing hoods. a few teachers are nice, specifically one math teacher who's last name start's with a P. Most of them though are complete shit.

Person 1: You go to Turner Fenton?

Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty shit.

Person 1: Glad I go to North Park.

Person 2: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't get me started on that shitty school.

by NoForeskin6969 November 13, 2019