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Peeking in the Fanny Pack

When giving a bj to a dad, you just give the butthole a poke with your middle finger to determine if he's interested.
I was giving this dad bod a blowie and tried peeking in the fanny pack.
by TwinDad July 3, 2018
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fanny packing

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)
Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."
by kempen May 12, 2008
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Fanny Packer

A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.
I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.

I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
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Fanny Pack Whack

(Wac, Wack, Wacky)

Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.
This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.
by eaglize November 5, 2006
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fanny pack

Just another 90's fad. A fat pack worn around the waists of usually gay men.
What's he hiding in that fanny pack?
by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005
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Fanny Pack

Its the fat on a person that hang over their crouch.
Guy1-Dude check out that chick.
Guy2-whoa what the fuck she has a fanny pack
Guy1-fureals dude fureals.
by Gravity661 November 30, 2009
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Foward fanny pack

Wow look at his Foward fanny pack! It's huge
by Guntlord116 August 8, 2016
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