A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the face-head trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A face-head can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A face-head just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A face-head can also be synonymous with an attention whore.
"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal face head! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 07, 2023
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018