John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.
John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."
John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."
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Get the male fuckhouse mug.A large warehouse full of naked meh having sex(usually firemen). They are also covered in ash which makes them look like black people. When everyone is about to cum at the same time onto one unlucky fellow's face, they shit and fart as much as possible whilst 'Bukkaking' ( Boo Cocky ing ) the man in the middle...
--B.H.
--B.H.
by csbrad December 31, 2008
Get the florida fuckhouse mug.Akin to the alligator fuckhouse, but instead of initiating a death roll on your partner, you get your feet under you in a low squatting position and hop up and down while beating your chest and screeching like a wild monkey, all while maintaining insertion. Can be performed doggy or missionary, but preferably missionary at the point of climax so there's a chance your cock will pop out and ejaculate on your partner's stomach while you act like a monkey. This way they won't miss the performance.
Alli: Tim did the strangest thing in bed last night.
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'
by jollyjo December 27, 2011
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Get the aligator fuckhouse mug.The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
by selekta January 1, 2006
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by Fusion Chamberlain September 18, 2008
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