fuck me hard

Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.

person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"

*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"

by Katarina K December 24, 2006

Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.

A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018

hard as fuck

To be so insanely tough and merciless. Your average street tough might be hard. But Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in his 80's hit "Commando", and John Rambo played by Sylvester Stallone are examples of "Hard as Fuck"

Col. John Matrix kills 200 people with an enormous machine gun with his pecs bouncing with recoil. He is hard as fuck.

by Nickerz December 28, 2005

Hard As Fuck

Staying up 15 minutes past your bed time

"Lauren stayed up 15 minutes past her bed time, she is hard as fuck!"

by boof dawg December 14, 2014

hard core fuck

Having hard core sex so hard that the pussy turns bright red and the dick cums so much that it is soaked and the woman is moaning so loud the neighbors here it across the street.

Hey you want to hard core fuck tonight
Yes how much will it be.......
UUUUUUUh😦😦😦😦😦🍒🍆🍑

by Pussy slayer 690690 May 19, 2017

hard as fuck

super bad ass that does and says what he wants. Most notably expressed by Bobby Z. from a little town in the great north.

I'am hard as fuck!
Wow that guy is hard as fuck!

by John Jones Walkerson January 31, 2008