FPOOCON

FPOOCON is a scale of a bowel movements. It is based off the USAF's FPCON levels with the Bristol Stool Scale thrown in as well. There are Normal, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, and Delta.

SSgt - Hey there bud how was your BM?

Airman - Full blown FPOOCON Delta sir.

SSgt - Roger that. Now go wipe.

by Ghatii June 29, 2016

FPOA

fresh peice of ass, used to define women that are extremly good looking or have a nice ass.

Jesse: check out that FPOA!
Dave: I bangana split that FPOA so long ago.

by dave kadden April 8, 2008

Fpob

A general abbreviation, generaly used by avid viewers, of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Dude i was chilaxin in my crib last night, and caught one of the episodes of fpob with tom jones, i was so psyched i started doin the carlton!

by $Dan December 30, 2008

Fpob

A general abbreviation, generaly used by avid viewers, of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Dude i was chilaxin in my crib last night, and caught one of the episodes of fpob with tom jones, i was so psyched i started doin the carlton!

by Morrisonhotel January 1, 2009

fpoon

The utensil used for eating a Wendy's Frosty.

A Wendy's Frosty is the only soquid eaten with a fpoon.

by some punk kid May 22, 2006

FPOL

FAT PIECE OF LARD! (pronounced foo-pol)

Man....I feel like a FPOL after all that food we just gorged on!

by FlamBizzle May 17, 2010

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib

tf did you do to get here?

consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.

person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022