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Flocking 

The act if covering a inanimate object in pubic hairs and using your jizz as the glue between the two
Person 1: yo bro, you tryna go flocking on my pinkie pie toy this afternoon?
Person 2: Im calling the cops

Flocking 

The act of covering a inanimate object in your jizz and then covering it with pubes whilst using the jizz as a glue
Man 1: yo dude, you wanna go flocking with out pinky pie toys later?

Man 2: Im calling the cops.

Flocking 

The act of cuming on a inanimate object and then covering it with your pubes whilst using the cum as a glue
Man 1: you bro, you wanna go flocking on our toys later?
Man 2: oh hell nah

Flocking the Tree

Sexual deviation, a'la Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, etc..

Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells
Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"
Flocking the Tree by WNN Remote December 31, 2007

Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.
Shit Flocking by Baroliche December 15, 2008

Bitches Be Flocking 

When a male attracts a majority of females all at once.

abbr. BBF
Bitches be flocking with a sniff of this cologne.
Bitches Be Flocking by HR and JA November 22, 2004