February 3rd 

National Give Your Girl A Slap On The Ass Day!
A day where your boyfriend can slap your ass no matter what you're doing.

bf: february 3rd
gf:what?
bf: i get to slap your as all i want

February 3rd by datbitch6969 January 30, 2020

February 3rd 

Some dumb bitch named Gwen’s birthday

“Hey do you know February 3rd is?”
“Isn’t it like that girl Gwen’s birthday”
“Yeah, lmao she’s so dumb

February 3rd by dumb._.whore October 23, 2019

February 3rd 

They day when all the boys go to fuck all the women 24/7. Not only that all the women must bend over so they can get dick.

Ayo boys, it’s February 3rd, y’all down to smash some women rq?

February 3rd by Babalishka February 2, 2021

February 3rd 

Some dumb bitch named Anna’s birthday

Person 1: Hey did you hear it’s dumb bitch Anna’s birthday?
Person 2: yeah I hate February 3rd

February 3rd by Eatmyassbro October 17, 2019

February 3rd 

national give ur girl ur hoodie day ❤️

her: can i have ur hoodie?
him: why
her: bc it’s February 3rd!

February 3rd by lolidkteehee1113 February 2, 2020

February 3rd 

Today is the day a boss ass bitch was born, her name is Charlotte and she’s a queen! We all STAN A Charlotte because she has power and grace in everything she does. Don’t let her outrageously expensive lifestyle change the way you think about her!! Charlotte has the best tits in town!!

Person 1: What day is it today?
Person 2: It’s February 3rd...the day Charlotte was born...duh
Person 1: Oh yeah!!! The best day ever!!

February 3rd by Chazbaz357 January 19, 2020

February 3rd 

Fat bitches day! Well done if you have those meaty thighs cuz it’s ur day go out and spread the word!!

Yo it’s February 3rd! Yas fat bitches

February 3rd by Innit_fam January 14, 2021