F. O. C. L.

Fuck Our Collective Lives

Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.

Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.

Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...

Joey: F. O. C. L.

Johhny: Pretty much.

by Add pseudonym here July 25, 2009

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people

'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'

by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024

F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people

'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'

by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024

l+f

L+F basically just means lubed and filmed
there really isn't much to it.

Keyboard enthusiast: "Theses are l+f switches"
friend: "Just say lubed and filmed you money deprived wierdo"

by bleeding_wallet December 12, 2021

F@L

An Internet acronym for Fail(s) at Life. Can be pronounced "F at L". An especially relevant term when referring to someone who devotes much of their free time into having a successful Internet life at the expense of real life endeavors I.E. family, friends, and career.

Person 1: "Did you hear about that dude who was so into World of Warcraft they had 7 top level characters?"
Person 2: "Ya man, that guy is uber."
Person 1: "True dat. But I bet they F@L."
Person 2: "True dat!"

Person 1: "Man am I tired, I was up playing Counter Strike till 4:00 AM."
Person 2: "Dude, you F at L!"

by Dwayne Gibson January 2, 2009