Exactlocationamomometer

A device that gives the user the technological ability to locate any object that they have lost, or desire, wherever it may reside in the world or universe.

The item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
Data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of spacial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.

Jim: "Dude, some nigga stole my bran new bike out of my garage last night, and i have no clue where he took it..."
Winston: "Here, you can borrow my Exactlocationamomometer to find it"
Jim: "Woah, that's fancy, Thanks"

by The Neon Zebra. June 14, 2010

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The Exulted

The Exulted, is slang for Waffle whore

Yous such an The Exulted

by Eganwo February 24, 2008

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exactly

a word as if to prove a point, though no point has actually been proven. this usually ends an argument as the other person would much like to avoid any further nonsense which could lead to their own confusion (which is what the first person intended).

"myspace is being BORING!! why?"
--"because i'm the coolest thing ever."
"wait.. so.. myspace is boring because you're the coolest thing ever?"
--"exactly."
"but that makes no sense."
--"exactly."

by Freddy said so. October 3, 2006

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Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

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