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Business Ethics

The Business manager was talking about "Business Ethics" to his employees while he was simultaneously dumping harmful chemicals into the pastures nearby.
by Tredmond September 6, 2005
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Ethics

The adorable belief that our actions ultimately matter.
It's absolutely essential that you (insert action) and you must always avoid (insert action), because if you violate these ethics (insert an ultimately meaningless outcome).
by fragilex1 November 26, 2011
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Chelsea Manning Ethics

A description of an especially self-sacrificing and unparalleled level of ethics, due to her patriotic and courageous release of classified and unclassified documents to Wikileaks relating to the true actions of the United States in the Middle East.
I hope one day to embody Chelsea Manning Ethics and show that I am a whistleblower of some importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2023
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ethics hipster

An ethics hipster is a tool who pretends to salute the idea of free expression, but will happily try to censor you if your expression runs counter to their rigid, narrow and wholly predictable assumptions about life.
You seen that fat ugly dyke Lena Dunham? She's an ethics hipster.
by bigwoody7623 August 7, 2017
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corporate ethics

Two words that don't seem to make sense together; large corporations can and often do use unethical means to gain public trust and their precious capital, for example, building big-box shopping malls on environmentally sensitive land where there may be endangered flora and fauna.
The corporate ethics of some of these food producers in Brazil leave a lot to be desired.
by pentozali October 2, 2010
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humorist ethics

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.
Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.
by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009
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ethics

The best way to ensure that your business endeavors will never turn a profit.
The company stressed ethics over growth, so the government refused to bail them out.
by croato87 January 20, 2009
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