Cute, Cool, Fucking Sexy, THe best guy you'll ever meet. An obvious choice for your boyfriend, and is very trustworthy. He has a long dick, and rumors say that he took a dick from a guy name Owet, and made his even longer.

Bitch, that Elias is so damn sexy! I wanna marry him!

Elias by MyDadIsAnAsshole March 4, 2018

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Elias

Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.

I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

Elias by kurt April 22, 2005

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