edinger

The act of making Chewbacca noises while defiling a guests bathroom....

At the Christmas party, Burt pulled an Edinger after eating a taco buffet.

by Boobookittycrockpot December 23, 2017

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

by Kabir101 November 26, 2010

Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

Izzy ewing

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack

Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing

by Jëzüs June 7, 2020

Eling

Eling is a very smart, and beautiful girl! You can always depend on her, she'll never let you down! Whenever your feeling down, she'll cheer you back up! When you need her, she'll always be by your side no matter what! She makes friends easily and loves her besties! She has tons of friends. If you have an Eling, keep her!

Wow is that Eling?! She's beautiful

by Beau.bae February 28, 2017

Ewing

A complete beast and basically the definition of Swag.

"Did you see that guy he had so much swag"
"Dude that's a Ewing if I've ever seen one"

by Greenbassist August 20, 2012