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A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.
"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"
Eeyore by Khizzar November 28, 2007
Someone who is always negative and pessimistic. This person is always boring and is a stark contrast from a tigger.
Dude, don't be such an eeyore.
Eeyore by BabydollDame22 August 3, 2016
(verb) to speak, act or behave in a pessimistic, gloomy, or disconsolate fashion. First coined by Cinema Therapy on YouTube.
In the first Twilight movie, Edward Cullen does consistently Eeyore his way through the script, mumbling many of his lines without showing much emotion.
Eeyore by EngineerPrincess December 10, 2021

eeyore syndrome 

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.
Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.
eeyore syndrome by nasty neal October 24, 2009

eeyore syndrome 

A mental condition coined after the mood of A. A. Milne.

This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:

*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.

Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox

Note: not to be confused with emo.
Jacob suffers from eeyore syndrome and forever he'll be a down bringer of our group.
eeyore syndrome by Theamazinggeek December 18, 2018

Eeyore'd 

To Eeyore someone is to destroy any positive light that may be on something. If someone is having a good day and someone else makes a negative comment about it and ruins the moment, they have just been "Eeyore'd".
Jon: "Wow, this is a really pretty day! I think I'll just go to beach."
Bobby: "Dude, your sister has cancer."
Jon: "Oh yea..."
Steve: "Damn, you just got Eeyore'd."
Eeyore'd by davebag April 20, 2009