Dyson Sphere

An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.

A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.

A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.

A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).

"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg

by Will Zweifel July 31, 2008

Dysonberry

A piece of dust or dirt that won't come off when you are emptying your Dyson cannister.

Normally the cannister empties out pretty easily, but every once and a while I have to shake a few times for the Dysonberry to fall off.

by Bluon March 22, 2008

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014

dyshon

A self passionate person. You are very hot tempered and self aware. You don’t mind speaking your mind. You don’t think twice before your actions and you do anything for your friends and your family. You are going to grow up rich and famous for being you. Once you love something it hard to let go. You can pull both genders

What do his name mean. His name is Dyshon

by DreadlockLife34 October 3, 2018

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

dystonic drug reaction

Dystonic drug reaction causes symptoms such as fast and irregular heart rate, fever, sweating, confusion, and uncontrollable muscle movements of mouth, tongue, cheeks, arms, eyes, or legs.

It is a very alarming side affect to taking a certain medicine. It's a very rare side affect but can happen. The muscle spasms can be very painful and annoying. But it's treatable with medicines like benadryl.

I was taking Geodon for only 3 days and I started to have all the symptoms of dystonic drug reaction. It was so horrible I couldn't control my tongue or close my mouth!

by whatitdojenn February 14, 2009