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dinkling

A childish way of saying "idiot". Likely an extension of the word dink, which can reference a penis and an idiot simultaneously.

Origin is unknown - could it be a progression from the word "dinky" (18th century Scottish/Northern English word to be disapppointingly small, insignificant).... to the word "dink" (1930s North American, to lightly hit a ball in a sport)... to the early 1980s "dink" / "dinkling" meaning idiot/disappointingly small/penis? Could it be, that a little kid heard the last name "Dinkling", linked it with their knowledge of the word "dink" and the language evolved? Or is it just a fun word that became even more fun once it was used to call each other names with?

Likely was birthed by late Generation-X children, potentially in Western Canada. Rarely used today, but by that generation when they go deep to tap into their inner child to draw an insult.
He is such a dinkling.
by Blue Hydrangea August 9, 2018
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Dindings

A sagging brainless person that is clearly biased.
Look at how biased she is, she is such a dindings.
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Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.
I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.
by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017
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Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.
"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"
by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018
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didling

The act of shoving a rolled up newspaper into a rectum cavity
"Jack was didling me with a newspaper on the bus"
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Diddling

I was diddling at the preschool
by Eggroll3holes March 17, 2017
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Dwingling

Verb. The act of hanging one's genitalia out of a window.
A: This morning I spent some time dwingling while reading a Truman Capote novel.
by Drastic_Child15 February 19, 2015
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