Dullet

Hair on the tip of the penis that flows back along the shaft forming a mullet.

Matt was jealous of how luscious my dullet was as Tyler/Justin stroked my penis.

by LumberGod February 19, 2022

Dirty Duplex

A duplex lived in by a group of young guys who never clean up, never throw away garbage, do not do any dishes and whose sink is always clogged. A Dirty Duplex is completely disgusting, smells rancidly at all times and guests can never be brought over to visit.

This guy from work showed me pictures of the Dirty Duplex he lives in and it made me want to puke.

by GSP January 1, 2008

dumplestiltzkin

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

You deplete me.

The phrase used to break up with that person (usually a boyfriend or a girlfriend) who is toxic to you. It keeps it simple, the best way.

"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."

by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010

Dudley Langenegger

Arguably the greatest film producer in cinemagraphic history. Responsible for the buddy cop drama "Hard Heat". A recluse, he is rarely seen outside his beachside mansion.

Dude #1: You'll never guess who I saw the other day.
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: None other than Dudley Langenegger himself!
Dude #2: No way! What was he doing?
Dude #1: Well, he was wearing a paisley robe, sitting on his verandah, sipping on a green tea, reading the Sunday newspaper, on a Friday! Then he lit his pipe with a flaming 100 dollar bill!
Dude #2: Wow! That guy sure is great. All girls wanna be with him, and all guys wanna be him.
Dude #1: I reckon!

by Maximus Cornelius May 22, 2006

Diplet

Piece or bread used to dip into a sauce or condiment. Typically a 4*4*4 piece of bread

Could you pass me a diplet for my salsa?

by Diplet April 18, 2019

depletard

Someone that depletes a mythic keystone so hard in WoW they become a depletard

John Allen is a real depletard

by Depleticus February 25, 2023