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Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.
by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026
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flaming douch bag

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When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 9, 2017
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dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.
Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.
by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017
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Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.
"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"
by DarthCampana June 11, 2019
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Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.
"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"
by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009
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dousch baggins

Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...
The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...
by D-rek Diggler February 16, 2008
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douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do
someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery
by REPZERO January 8, 2010
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