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Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be
by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2021
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Dorito Sauce

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*sniff* DANG BRO *sniff* YOU STANK LIKE DORITO SAUCE
by Mr. Blanton November 23, 2021
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Dorito Sauce

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...Damn you want Dorito sauce in your mouth buddy kid pal!!!
Created by Flex, Rug, And Mystic some random day in 2019
by flexzywek September 12, 2024
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Dorio's Moment

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1. A time when you struggle explaining basic down-to Earth things and instead use a combination of words which combined meaning is close to the one you are trying to refer to.

2. Making a stupid English mistake, as you can no longer speak English.

3. When an immigrant struggle expressing themselves in English.
1. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone says "Speak of the Evil " instead of "Speak of the Devil".
2. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone spells "trek you" instead of "trick you"
3. Dorio's Moment occurs when someone says :"I woke up this morning and part of my forehead was coming out the skin" . ( Instead of I woke up this morning and my forehead was peeling).
by iscripturienti July 31, 2017
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eating someone's doritos

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To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016
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Sexy Dorito

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When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.

When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.

By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
Damn Joe looking like a sexy dorito! I bet chicks are all over you!
by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021
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space dorito

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A fictional character, usually from an animated cartoon, who has a triangle as a defining shape in their character design. This character is from or commonly visits other planets or dimensions. The two most popular space doritos are Bill Cypher, from Gravity Falls, and Peridot, from Steven Universe.
"Space doritos are always the best character in any show."
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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