ditz

Dippy or eccentric girl, syn. Dumb Blonde!

Japanese: Patsukin

English: Stupid

American: Flake

Ditzy Ditzington: *goes into School* *humming* Hmm HMM hmmm... *trips over a bin* Owch!

Kid: What a ditz!

by Patsukin November 19, 2003

ditz

someone who thinks life is just a jolly bowl of cherries waiting to be popped

omg kate said she popped her cherry with a pen...what a ditz!

by Humil July 1, 2003

ditz

The only kind of girl who will have anything to do with me.

I love a ditz.They are the only girls that like me.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2008

Ditze

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

by Andrew March 22, 2003

ditz

Deal or whats going on

guy1:What's the ditz?
guy2:no idea

by Kooby May 27, 2005

ditz

basically an insult.
also can mean-> stupid ugly muther fuker
or when you can't think of an insult back (thus u say ditz)

alyssa- Celina you are such a ditz cuz u ate drank my chocolate milk!
celina- well your a ditz for sleeping with my brother last night

or

you- OH YEAH!! well well .... your a DITZ

by eli-xxx January 13, 2007

Paging ditz

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.

HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.

by drinkeer February 21, 2009