Disturbated

Getting disturbed while masturbating.

I was just masturbating in the bathroom when my mother walked in. So I got disturbated.

by Donkeywithnumbers June 23, 2014

Disturbate

To derive pleasure from the observation of disturbing material or act.

Yo dude, did you just DISTURBATE over Saw V?

by dearly_disturbed_dan September 13, 2009

Disturboner

When you get a hard-on after seeing something disturbing yet arousing.

Dude, that girl last night gave me a disturboner when she stripped naked and ritually smeared blood all over herself.

by Chakrahn October 7, 2010

disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.

(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!

by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013

dysturbance

THE HARDEST CAR CLUB IN BALTIMORE CITY

Dysturbance Auto Family is the best car club in Baltimore City. Hey

by Dysturbance Auto Family March 26, 2019

Dishturbance

The disturbance and or opening of a dishwasher during its wash cycle without wanting to.

Person 1 : Damn, i'v opened the dishwasher whilst it was on.
Person 2 : You've caused a dishturbance

by WeestDoesDrugs April 12, 2023

Dishturbance

When you accidentally open a dishwasher while it is running

*opens dishwasher while its running*
"Oh shit, i just commited a dishturbance"

by Infinitythereal June 10, 2023