by Maxse December 01, 2020
(Mod is short for moderator)
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
by U/Frosty_Cry_825 June 12, 2021
the average discord mod feeds off of grooming young people, and has become quite full and fat with the amount of victims he draws in and consumes each and every week. our discord mod quite literally is the very epitome of a virgin, the inspiration for the universe's first ever seen virgin if you will.
the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget.
if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.
the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget.
if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.
yo, the discord mod is a total creep, he called my 14 yo sister a babe
imagine being a fucking discord mod.
a discord mod gets 0 bitches sitting in they momma's crib rereading the content of the Discord Moderator Academy.
imagine being a fucking discord mod.
a discord mod gets 0 bitches sitting in they momma's crib rereading the content of the Discord Moderator Academy.
by cozyvixen October 27, 2021
A combo of obesity, not moving from their computers 24/7, clamming they have at least 12 girlfriends, and repeating that process
by Cheese10011 September 17, 2021
by Eijejrjrnr January 19, 2022
The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.
Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
by DryBalls March 31, 2021
Males that's only sense of power is through banning people for putting memes in general. They tend to be at least 300lbs and play league of legends more than they have social interactions. Another definition for them is child predator.
by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022