Dirt road Sarah

My besties she gave some bomb head on a dirt road. Aka dusty

Dirt road Sarah gave me some bomb ass head last night.

by Dusty August 14, 2017

dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Long Dirt Road

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

He lives down a long dirt road.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.

Fuck that dirt road chicken, choot it!

by Partridge October 19, 2021

head for that dirt road

The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.

After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

by Grit Sharpenson November 15, 2017

Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

dirt road dunk

During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.

That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.

by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008