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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 24, 2008
mugGet the detonate the haggismug.

deton-hate

When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.
Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"
by Haloed Griot May 4, 2005
mugGet the deton-hatemug.

internal detonation

When squeezing a spot and all the hall marks of it popping are there, i.e pain and a crunching sensation/noise, but any puss or fluids havent been ejected from the body but have burst under the skin and are still internal.
"I had a well painfull spot the other day, but it didnt burst properly, just internal detonation"
by mmicecream May 9, 2009
mugGet the internal detonationmug.

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 23, 2008
mugGet the detonate the haggismug.

Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
by Anister October 19, 2012
mugGet the Premature detonationmug.

nuclear ass detonation

a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.
"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"
by Guiness Meister September 6, 2008
mugGet the nuclear ass detonationmug.

detonating sanchez

An affectionate term for an affectionate act. After completing the act of sweet loving, the male wipes his hand across his ass, runs his finger across his woman's top lip and inserts an explosive device in her mouth, preferably an M-80 firecracker or a fragmentation grenade.
Please accept this detonating sanchez as a token of my affection...oh, shit, sorry, I blew your face off; I'll go get a towel.
by Dan Chen September 30, 2003
mugGet the detonating sanchezmug.

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