A woman drinking beer on a roof, then pretends to be Tony Hawk, and ends up just laying there, while a kid pulls the finger. There’s fire and oh look a fat pig. The new definition of Destination Fucked
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For instance, let's say there's a woman, or a Sheila, if you will, standing on top of a house. There she is, punching herself in the face for reason and swigging booze. Then, in an attempt to be the next Tony Hawk or some shit, she steps on to a skateboard, but instead of being the next Tony Hawk she stumbles off it, falls on her arse, does a barrel roll onto a lower part on the house and lies flat on her back. Then, some rando kid pulls the middle finger at her for being such a shitty skater, and then the camera pans right to a house fire and a pig. Now that's destination fucked if I've ever seen it.
For instance, let's say there's a woman, or a Sheila, if you will, standing on top of a house. There she is, punching herself in the face for reason and swigging booze. Then, in an attempt to be the next Tony Hawk or some shit, she steps on to a skateboard, but instead of being the next Tony Hawk she stumbles off it, falls on her arse, does a barrel roll onto a lower part on the house and lies flat on her back. Then, some rando kid pulls the middle finger at her for being such a shitty skater, and then the camera pans right to a house fire and a pig. Now that's destination fucked if I've ever seen it.
There's this overweight man trying to dive into a swimming pool off the top of an unstable ladder that's also being supported by skinny children. He jumps off the ladder and into the pool, but not before bouncing off some concrete. Classic case of Destination Fucked.
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Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.
Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.
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Get the Destination fucked mug.A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.
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*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
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