dense breasts

hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses

by natdiggitydog September 30, 2016

Dense Breast

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.

Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Dense Breast

Breasts that hold their own. Not flappy or non-existent.

Timothy: Sarah's breasts are poppin' man.
Juan: No, Haley's got dense breasts, Sarah's are popped.

by Shady2.0 December 12, 2016

Dense Breast

When dem titties be hard

Dem some dense breasts.

by krimsonnazi November 20, 2016

dense breast

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2016

Dense Breast

A condition where breast tissue is composed of glands, ducts, and supporting tissue as opposed to fatty tissue. This type of tissue makes it difficult to read mammograms. It is normal for many women, but often means that mammograms need further testing.

Only a doctor should make the determination of dense breast due to the importance of properly reading mammograms.

The doctor asked for further mammogram testing due to dense breast tissue. But he said it is probably normal.

by spider_nole December 7, 2016

Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016