awkward(relating to the fealing of the air durring and after a awkward moment), overly complex, too much in to little time. Also realating to an extreemly harsh insult (preferably a quick come back)
by Mikey B and John D December 29, 2007
Get the Densemug. To decribe an attractive female
by Hofftastic December 22, 2006
Get the Densemug. 'Dense' is an adjective to describe an individual as stupid. It is derived from the common saying 'thick' when referring to someone being dumb and having an above average thick skull.
by Jay_Leed October 8, 2020
Get the Densemug. if used as a figurative (of a text), then dense means it's hard to understand because of a complexity of ideas...
if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)
It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.
People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!
A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)
It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.
People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!
A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
If you had to read this definition several times to understand it - and you still don't really understand it, it is because you are dense.
by unicornmoans April 23, 2010
Get the densemug. dense:
- (adj.) relating to matter per unit squared science
- (adj.) someone who lacks common sense, or humiliates themself
- (n.) someone of ignorance; someone of disgrace
- (adj.) relating to matter per unit squared science
- (adj.) someone who lacks common sense, or humiliates themself
- (n.) someone of ignorance; someone of disgrace
Water isn't very dense, with an approximate 1.00 g/mL.
Ryan is very dense. He makes a fool of herself daily!
... is a dense.
Ryan is very dense. He makes a fool of herself daily!
... is a dense.
by urbandictionarytom March 8, 2015
Get the densemug. Tim: How are you watching that song while reading that book?
Me: Obviously I'm listening to the song while reading the book.
Oh man it's getting really dense in here.
Me: Obviously I'm listening to the song while reading the book.
Oh man it's getting really dense in here.
by LoOped October 3, 2011
Get the densemug.