Deajn Lovren is a Footballer and is thought of as the greatest footballer of all time by anyone with a functioning brain. He is also the winner of the Ballon d'or.
Person: Who is the GOAT? (Greatest of all time)
Stupid Person: Crisiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi
Smart and cool dude: No it's obviously Dejan Lovren
Stupid Person: Crisiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi
Smart and cool dude: No it's obviously Dejan Lovren
by DejanLovren July 14, 2019

by haliey makealsaouety August 3, 2011

by LicKabOoTYhOLe November 23, 2018

That moment when you lose controll over your body and mind and just do the most stupid thing possible to fuck up everyone's day..
by j539 November 19, 2017

Is normally a fat fucker who likes to cause problems and get into fights. He talks himself up all the time and thinks he’s cool when he’s really not. All teachers/ work colleagues hate him
Colleague 1: Did you hear what Dejan done
Colleague 2: Yea Dejan is such a dick
Colleague 1: I fucking hate Dejan
Colleague 2: Yea Dejan is such a dick
Colleague 1: I fucking hate Dejan
by 69milffucker69 October 26, 2019
