National Wine on a man day

October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.

Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

by taromybobatea August 3, 2022

National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022

national my man but not my man day

january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT

“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”

by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023

Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY

Send a twerking video(s) to your bf and make em happy on April 18
“Time to send a twerk vid to ya nikka”
time to bless ‘em

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY THANKZ FOR DA VID!!

by Baby b4 April 18, 2024

Fuck a burly man day.

On April 3rd, every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.

"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

by AcroGaming April 3, 2024