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Danger noodle 

A nope rope but venumiss
Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!

Danger noodle 

I got bit by a danger noodle!

Danger noodle 

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!
Danger noodle by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

Danger noodle surprise 

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”