December 2nd:
*pours
milk down drain
Me: Mom, we jus ran out of
milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's
5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass