Dale

1.) Derived from the word 'Clydesdale', Dale refers to a young man who is hung like a horse. His inhuman appendage is widely famed throughout New England.

2.) Dale can also refer to the state of being of a young man while he is scheming on local females, but only if said young man possesses a Clydesdale-esque penis. The cheering of the word 'DALE' is meant to both acknowledge and encourage this scheme like behavior, and can be heard when a Dale is about to "get it in"

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by Deepest of Oceans October 21, 2010

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The ability to win everytime even though your name ryhmes with fail

Dude your Guitar playing is so Dale!

by Badass#123 January 10, 2011

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A man of 0 emotions

Person 1: I saw a Dale the other day
Person 2: I know he had the same face as he did during prom, and the same face as he did during the ap test

by HCHSkid October 14, 2012

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A Dale is probably one of the greatest drinks ever invented consisting of any kind of cola if your lookin at a dam good time use jolt cola a little grenadine and vodka mix that shit up and you'll be drinkin like a champ cuz this is all that the late and great dale drank R.I.P. every glass poured up is detecated to Him.

origin-Northern California

Hey Asshole get me a Dale

by Southrn Messiah May 13, 2008

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A really beautiful woman, yes, woman. Let's not forget there are female Dales out there too and most of them are really hot. Slim with wavy brown hair and dark blue eyes that look like something out of a Japanese cartoon, a Dale can attract any man or woman she wants. Sometimes Dales are lipstick lesbians but most are bisexual or at least bi-curious. If a guy hooks up with a Dale he will probably find she is very wild in bed, and females will find she is an amazing cunniliguist. She does things with her tongue that are unbelievable.
Dales are very intelligent too and are usually talented in music, language or art, on any combination of these. Usually dress very preppy, but when drunk sometimes don't even need a reason to take the clothes off. If you know a Dale, you are very lucky :)

Guy 1: OMG she is freaking GORGEOUS. Look at those eyes, she looks like something from an anime.. Who IS that?!
Guy 2: She's hot I guess, but she looks like one of those

hipster chicks in the "Being a Dickhead's Cool" video
Guy 1: But if she took the clothes off..
Guy 2: Oh god... *jizz in pants*
Guy 3: Oh for heavens sake! Hey, you with the guitar case!
Dale: *turns round and flashes them the most gorgeous smile imaginable* uhuh?
Guy 3: What's your name?
Dale: No hablo ingles! lol jk just practising my Spanish.. I speak 6 languages you know! Anyway I'm Dale :)
All guys: *look at each other silently agreeing who gets to try to take her home first*

Example 2:
*2 bisexual/gay girls speaking*
Girl 1: Who is she?
Girl 2: That's Dale.
Girl 1: She's so gorgeous, I don't know whether to love her or hate her..
Girl 2: Love her.. I did. She gave me 4 orgasms in a row.
Girl 1: She's gay??
Girl 2: She's bisexu... hey where'd you go??

by kirstenbaby. February 26, 2011

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