Cmonster

Cmonster is the founder of WTF Irony and is a really awesome individual. He makes music and plays videogames and he owns a really awesome cat.

“Oh my god i love Cmonster!!! He is somehow racist and also wholesome”

by theron :) May 3, 2021

cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

Cyloning

When a computer microphone (Generally a USB headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a Cylon. Cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. The term was coined by tech journalist Leo Laporte

Dwight: H-ZZZ-WWZZZ-AWAWZZZ-ZZZ
Leo: Dwight, you're Cyloning!
Dwight: ZZZ-OOOH N-ZZZ-OOOOOOOO

by Stevenup7002 November 29, 2009

cyzonkin

To engage in self gratification while rambling incoherant thoughts out of your giant rattletrap of a mouth.

I gave myself a cyzonkin last night. then i threw up.

by dean pfister August 29, 2007

ceymone

A girl with a big butt and is usually short and loves to dance.all guys will die for her.extremely gorgeous and hot and sexy.a great friend to have. Drop dead sexy and hot.the hottest girl in the school

Omg that girl is a ceymone

by Chickensba309 February 13, 2017

Cimon

Cimon is a legenary variation of the name ‘Simon’. Cimons tend to be much nicer and far superior to those of the S variety.

Hey man did you talk to Cimon today?
Yes i did and he is the best ever!

by TREVORGREY September 11, 2018

Cmon mommyay bruh

When yo homies bein a bitch keep sayin this til they come thru

Cmon mommyay bruhhhhhhh

by Lazyb8r December 5, 2018