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frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.
the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”
by inhis March 20, 2025
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cumsock knuckle

When you fist your meat in a sock and cum.
John; I just cumsock knuckled yesterday!

Evan; Lemme eat it nigga
by daggerdicktoucher May 9, 2021
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cumsock

a cumsock is a sock you cum inside and keep for later cumming sessions
"jake has a cumsock. what a nasty mofo"
by miloz June 27, 2022
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CumSock

basically if there is a gross ass nasty ass mf slug and you pour white paint on it for some dumb ass reason you can call that bitch a cum sock
by Dahashbrowns November 29, 2021
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