Croober

Someone who is simultaneously a creep and a goober.

Steven:That Marcel he's such a goober!
Mandy: He's also a creep!
Steven: He's a Croober!

by Mathany May 21, 2011

Jazz crooner

An elderly readers wife who makes regular appearances in the pages of a top shelf Jazz Mag.

'Has anyone seen my April edition of 'MILF times', there's a Jazz crooner on page 42 that looks just like Mavis from accounts?'

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Coozernui

The term 'Coozernui' is derived from the words coozer meaning penis and nui the Maori word from New Zealand meaning big or large. Thus put together coozernui mean huge penis.

"he had a coozernui"

by james thompson_95 January 30, 2009

Crozzer

A type of sports jacket predominently worn by the disabled.

The word was created by a friend. He once did a lot of voluntary work and one of his tasks was to push (transport?) a wheelchair bound gentlemen around the streets of our town. The guys name was Mr Crosby and he could often be found wearing a rather fetching sports jacket. After many weeks of being in the company of said jacket, the "Crozzer" was born. From this day forth me, my friends and many of our acquaintances have promoted the world of the Crozzer.

by Alan Walker April 27, 2006

disco coozers

term coined by a less than intelligent girl admiring someone's new pair of DC skate shoes, and misreading the lettering on the side... DC SHOE CO. USA

hey, i like your new Disco Coozers!

by twopoint June 14, 2004

Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

Crookery

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

by Sikkone September 29, 2014