ass cream

medicine for hemorroids

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

ass cream

Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type

Yall pass da ass cream?

by Kafus Maximus January 29, 2007

Ass Cream

When someone cums inside of an asshole and it seeps out, resembling cream.

My girlfriend had some mad ass cream after the third anal of the week.

by ILLCREAMONYOU July 19, 2015

soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

ass cream

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010

ass cream

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

by ur bother June 3, 2010

ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

by Dickwadd July 15, 2006